I Survived the Robot Apocalypse
Chapter 1
WARNING!! THIS COMIC HAS R-RATED VIOLENCE AND GORE.
This sucked! It was fun at first, but now everybody expected him to do a lot of thankless work. He didn’t want to be a hero, he just wanted a normal childhood. This was way too much work and he just wanted to spend his free time watching TV.
Joe decided being a hero was stupid. He returned home and tried to forget all about the dragon rampaging through the city.
Luckily, he was raised in a very nice coven of warlocks that supported his decision quit to being a hero and go back to public school.
And Joe smith lived many years as just your average guy, who happened to have been raised by an eccentric family with a mysterious family tree, but he stands in line like everybody else.
But, had he missed an opportunity?
The washed up hero, Joe Smith, had a new drunken mission. To find his old childhood hat which brought his life such whimsy and joy.
In the morning, he realized that was probably impossible and a stupid plan. It was just a hat which held sentimental value to him, and the physical object wasn’t anything special. It probably cost like $10.
He bought a new hat which was similar enough, and it made him feel pathetic and a little better at the same time.
He decided he should pursue his dreams to make it as actor instead.
Present day…
10/6/23
This is the laziest punchline, but it’s my punchline. Laughs… <3
08/12/2023
08/12/2023
12/13/2023
Talking scenes just give me so much artblock, here, have a chatlog. QQ.
LUG: Whatever, old man. You could’ve at least killed one.
JOE: INSUFFICIENT WEAPONRY. BEEP BEEP BEEP.
LUG: You shouldn’t be out here, then! You should be at home! Are you broken?
JOE: BEEP. ALL HUMANS ARE THE ENEMY.
LUG: Ah, geez. Fine, just follow me and don’t get lost.
This is the laziest punchline, but it’s my punchline. Laughs… <3
